I Need A New Bum!
#1 of 8 in New Bum Series
What’s inside...
"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools
A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo." — Storywraps
Why read this book
- Engaging story sparks imagination and creativity.
- Humor enhances linguistic and cognitive development.
- Encourages self-acceptance and body positivity.
- Interactive read-aloud that delights and educates.
Discussion points
What part of the story made you laugh the most, and why?
If you could design your own bum, what special features would it have?
How did the boy feel when he thought he needed a new bum, and what can we learn from how he dealt with it?
Why do you think the author chose a bum as the funny part of the story?
How did the illustrations enhance the humor of the story?
Tip: Role play these questions
Use expressions and voice modulation to make the reading experience more enjoyable and humorous.
Encourage the child to draw their version of a 'new bum' inspired by the story, discussing the features and creative aspects they envision.
Discuss the importance of acceptance and the humorous ways in which the book presents body image.
After reading, ask your child to retell their favorite part of the story in their own words, fostering recall and narrative skills.
Connect the themes of the book to real-life situations of confusion or misunderstanding and discuss them lightly and humorously.
Key lessons
Example Lesson: Self-acceptance
Explanation: The protagonist explores the idea of needing a new bum after discovering a crack, only to realize later that everyone has one.
Real-World Application: Children learn to accept and love their bodies as they are, understanding that everyone is unique and that perceived flaws are normal.
Example Lesson: Imagination and creativity
Explanation: The child imagines various scenarios of having different bums, showcasing creativity and a playful exploration of possibilities.
Real-World Application: Encourages children to use their imagination in problem-solving and to view situations from multiple, creative perspectives.
Example Lesson: Humor in storytelling
Explanation: The humorous approach to the story helps engage children, making reading a fun activity rather than a chore.
Real-World Application: Teaches kids that humor is a valuable tool in communication and can make learning more enjoyable.
Example Lesson: Self-inquiry and exploration
Explanation: The quest for a new bum leads to a journey of self-discovery, reflection, and inquiry about one's own body and functions.
Real-World Application: Promotes curiosity and the importance of asking questions about oneself and the surrounding world.