My Life at the Bottom of the Food Chain (Alexander Adventures Book 1)

Growing up can drive you insane. Thirteen-year-old Alexander thinks he's the prey in a sea of predators-a place also known as middle school. He's sure that bullies are lurking around every corner. He's certain that wedgies, swirlies and pantsings are just waiting to happen. He's even created a smartphone app to help him in his epic battle. He knows just when to pass through the school gate in the morning (7:54 a.m.), how to move through the hallways (fast!) and even how to eat (no condiments!).When Melvin, a boy in his social studies class, says he wants to talk to him after school, Alexander is sure that "talk" doesn't mean talk. He's convinced that an evil bully plot is unfolding, and it's up to him to stop it. Alexander's friends think he's crazy, and the bullies pretend to be innocent, but Alexander isn't fooled. It's time to take action and stand up for what's right. But what if he's wrong?First book in the "Alexander Adventure" Series